Preocupado
por la fuerte baja de su popularidad y la crisis que vive Gran Bretaña, David
Cameron va a un colegio para hablar de su gobierno.
Después de hablar, les dice
a los niños que le pregunten lo que quieran. Una niña levanta la mano y Cameron
le pregunta:
- ¿Cómo te
llamas?
- Amy.
- ¿Y cuál
es tu pregunta, Amy?
- Tengo 3
preguntas:
1ª ¿Por qué
Gran Bretaña sigue teniendo tropas en Afganistán si ya se murió el ogro de Osama?
2ª ¿Porqué
mantiene una colonia en el Atlántico Sur, que queda muyyyy lejooos y no devuelve las Islas Malvinas?
3ª ¿Por qué
está en la ONU pero no respeta las Resoluciones de la ONU que obligan a
sentarse a negociar con la Argentina?
Justo
entonces suena la sirena del recreo. El Premier dice a los niños que
continuarán después.
Cuando
acaba el recreo, Cameron pregunta:
- ¿Por
dónde íbamos? ¡Ah!, es verdad, por el turno de preguntas. ¿Alguien quiere
preguntarme algo?
Otro niño
levanta la mano. Cameron le pregunta:
- ¿Cómo te
llamas?
- Michael
- ¿Y cuál
es tu pregunta Michael?
- Tengo 5
preguntas:
1ª ¿Por qué
seguimos teniendo tropas en Afganistán?
2ª ¿Porqué
no devolvemos de una buena vez las Islas Malvinas que hemos robado en 1833?
3ª ¿Por qué
Gran Bretaña está en la ONU y no se sienta a negociar con la Argentina?
4ª ¿Por qué
la sirena del recreo sonó 20 minutos antes?
5ª ¿Dónde
está Amy?
Para mis amigos angloparlantes:
Worried about the sharp decline in his popularity and the crisis in Britain, David Cameron is going to school to talk about his government.
After talking, he tells the children to ask what they want. A girl raises her hand and asked Cameron:
- What is your name?
- Amy.
- And what is your question, Amy?
- I have 3 questions:
1 st Why Britain still has troops in Afghanistan if the ogre is dead Osama?
2 nd Why has a colony in the South Atlantic, which is muyyyy lejooos and does not return the Falkland Islands?
3 rd Why is the UN but does not respect the UN resolutions that require sitting down to negotiate with Argentina?
Just then the siren sounds for recess. The Premier said the children will continue later.
When recess ends, Cameron asks:
- Where were we?Ah, yes, the question time. Anyone want to ask me something?
Another boy raises his hand. Cameron asks:
- What is your name?
- Michael
- And what is your question Michael?
- I have 5 questions:
1 st Why we still have troops in Afghanistan?
2 nd Why not once and return the Falkland Islands in 1833 that we robbed?
3 rd Why Britain is at the UN and does not sit to negotiate with Argentina?
Why 4 th recess siren sounded 20 minutes before?
5 ª Where is Amy?
- What is your name?
- Amy.
- And what is your question, Amy?
- I have 3 questions:
1 st Why Britain still has troops in Afghanistan if the ogre is dead Osama?
2 nd Why has a colony in the South Atlantic, which is muyyyy lejooos and does not return the Falkland Islands?
3 rd Why is the UN but does not respect the UN resolutions that require sitting down to negotiate with Argentina?
Just then the siren sounds for recess. The Premier said the children will continue later.
When recess ends, Cameron asks:
- Where were we?Ah, yes, the question time. Anyone want to ask me something?
Another boy raises his hand. Cameron asks:
- What is your name?
- Michael
- And what is your question Michael?
- I have 5 questions:
1 st Why we still have troops in Afghanistan?
2 nd Why not once and return the Falkland Islands in 1833 that we robbed?
3 rd Why Britain is at the UN and does not sit to negotiate with Argentina?
Why 4 th recess siren sounded 20 minutes before?
5 ª Where is Amy?